Colorful Tumblr Themes
...

theweirdpart:

posyes:

i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him

did you go to ouran highschool


bombing:

@staff loving the new update. having my screen split in half and seeing an enlarged version of a mobile theme is exactly what i wanted to happen when i click someone’s url. i’m glad it’s finally happened. for the next update i was thinking we could just shut peoples laptops off when they click a url. i have a lot more ideas like this just contact me at this inbox


charl-plural:

bloodbending:

noctstiel:

bloodbending:

bloodbending:

idea: the porn olympics, where people compete to have the most nsfw stuff on their monitors as dangerously close to their parents as possible without them seeing

image

GAME START

why is your dad shirtless

he’s hispanic it happens

image


i win


catholicnun:

my g spot is located about 2 inches inside your wallet


slenclerman:

gaining a new follower

image


simon-yorke:

shifftastic:

MY 11 YEAR OLD BROTHER TRIED TO MAKE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IN SPORE AND I’M SCREAMING

clearly, i must travel at a hurried pace

simon-yorke:

shifftastic:

MY 11 YEAR OLD BROTHER TRIED TO MAKE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IN SPORE AND I’M SCREAMING

clearly, i must travel at a hurried pace


adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model


spankmehardbarry:

when ur friend swoops in and manages to grab a french fry off ur tray

image


Next Page